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Avengers: Age of Ultron Preview

On 1st May this year moviegoers look to be in for a treat with the release of the third instalment of the Avengers series – Avengers: Age of Ultron. And with 2012’s The Avengers being the third highest grossing film in history with a massive $1.5 billion earned, the pressure is on to make this […]

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M. Knight Shyamalan Twist for the Day: He ghost wrote She’s All That!

Yeah, I know right!? Who saw that twist coming? Turns out M. Night Shameaboutmylastfilm was the ghost writer for She’s All That. The 1999 teen romance which starred Freddie Prinze Jr. (Where’s he at these days?) and Rachel Leigh Cook (ditto). In an interview with Peter Hall, of Movies.com, Shyamalan let the cat out of […]

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French Teacher screens Saw for 11-year-olds in Class

A French maths teacher, from a Parisian suburb, allegedly screened the film Saw to his classroom full of 11-year-olds. Predictably, one kid came home traumatised and ratted out the teacher to his concerned parents. According to a father of one of the pupils at the school in Hautes-de-Seine, in the north-western suburbs of Paris, he […]

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The Bioscopist Podcast #20 – Michael Douglas has Cunnilingus Cancer, After Earth, Shadow Dancer & Blockbuster Game

We didn’t see much this week but felt we had plenty to say. Firstly we talk about Philip Seymour Hoffman’s heroin snorting fortnight. Michael Douglas and his cunnilingus induced throat cancer. Wax on about After Earth – A Will Smith and his “Dumb weiner-kid” production, which according to Matt has links to Scientology. I then […]

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M. Knight Shyamalan Twist for the Day: He ghost wrote She’s All That!

Yeah, I know right!? Who saw that twist coming? Turns out M. Night Shameaboutmylastfilm was the ghost writer for She’s All That. The 1999 teen romance which starred Freddie Prinze Jr. (Where’s he at these days?) and Rachel Leigh Cook (ditto). In an interview with Peter Hall, of Movies.com, Shyamalan let the cat out of […]

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French Teacher screens Saw for 11-year-olds in Class

A French maths teacher, from a Parisian suburb, allegedly screened the film Saw to his classroom full of 11-year-olds. Predictably, one kid came home traumatised and ratted out the teacher to his concerned parents. According to a father of one of the pupils at the school in Hautes-de-Seine, in the north-western suburbs of Paris, he […]

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Michael Bay Apologizes for Armageddon

I have a feeling Michael Bay may have decided to quit cocaine this week as he seems to be going down the familiar “recovering addict” route of making up for past mistakes. Of course I’m just speculating here, but why don’t you try and watch Transformers and tell me that’s not coming from a coke-fueled […]

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Review: Star Trek Into Darkness

To Infinity…and Beyond!  So starts the brand new Star Trek film of the rebooted/divergent time-line Trek franchise.  Ok, not really, instead it starts a lot like an Indiana Jones flick with Kirk (Chris Pine) and Bones (Karl Urban)  running the fuck away from a group of (awesome-looking) natives (or aliens in this case).  ALSO there’s […]

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Review: The Place Beyond the Pines

After seeing the first trailer and image stills for The Place Beyond the Pines, there was a general consensus amongst critics and Baby Goose naysayers that this was just ‘Drive on a motorcycle’. Which on the surface of what had been presented, didn’t seem too distant a possibility. All the cues from Drive were there: […]

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Review: Spring Breakers

I can’t say Harmony Korine’s surname without breaking up the syllables and delivering it in a southern drawl, like I’m a hill-billy greeting an out-of-towner. (*Whaa yaw say yaaw name be…ko-reeen?) Which makes it seem all too fitting that Korine has made Spring Breakers, a neon-lit youthful getaway fantasy, set on Florida’s southern coastline. Spring […]

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